Ship ahoyy mate! I have a sneaking suspicion that you’ve sailed through the Cavernous Canals of Cunthos; Swam 7 days across the Red Sea; Paddled down the Bloody Falls of Ontherag.. Catch my drip? Well, this trusty jacket and some Red Clover tea is all you need for your next expedition! It lets everyone know who’s really womaning this ship… it’s Captain Clam, bitch!! Warm, chunky, thick and milky, everything you’d ever want in a master. Alllllll aboard?? The Pussy Master Ship is about to set sail!

This jacket is ovary flowing with designer-kitsch, haute-society feels, drip drip. A traditional Marine Blue Dress uniform (just learned this) made with sharp lines, sleek pleats and very close attention to detail. Basically, the craftsmanship’s on fleeeek! This masterpiece was made by Crown Clothing Company so it was obvi custom tailored, which has a broader set shoulder, wide upper arms and a smaller waist. A name is stamped on the collar which looks like: SALVAN BF; and there’s an inner tag which among other things says “Coat, Man’s”. So either a female had it tailored in from the mens cut or it was made for a smaller gentleman. Bon voyage!

• 58% Polyester/42% Wool

• Says it’s a Man’s Coat on tag

• MEASUREMENTS

  • Chest 18”

  • Shoulder 15.5”

  • Sleeve 31”

  • Back 27”

• Model is a size S/M; Jacket fits like a S in shoulders + M in arms

Friendly Disclaimer: This is a vintage garment which means it is perfectly imperfect. It has been worn before therefore may have some holes, snags, stains, discolorations, pill fuzz ball pile ups, and any other wear n tear that may occur after 30 years of living its best life. I will try my best to disclose those in the descriptions, but also remember they are very much apart of the concept, charm and beauty of the piece. I think it’s a form of activism to embrace and appreciate something (in this case clothes) just the way it is. Vintage apparel represent where we’ve come from and how we wear them today represents where we’re going. Clothing is an extension of our voice, let’s make our message worth hearing.