Cuntry Wife

Cuntry Wife

Sale Price:$45.00 Original Price:$75.00

Do you take your cunt, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better or for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish; until death do you part? If your answer is YES then hark the Harold, today is your lucky day! Get this poncho and make it official love birds!!

Like new 70’s poncho has all the Gucci feels without being a Gucci. Has slots for arms and a tag that reads Loom Art California which makes me think it was handwoven. Super authentic 70’s color combo bright orange and avocado green is so warm you’ll want to hug it, cuddle it and honey moon it deep in the cuntry canals.

MEASUREMENTS

  • Chest 20”

  • Back 25”

  • Model is a size S/M; Poncho fits like a S

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